Pinoy Signs and Ads

                    The following are names of existing real-life business establishments.

                              Sign sa harap ng isang botique sa Quirino hi-way:
            NO PARKING FOR CUSTOMERS, ONLY. (hindi raw pwedeng              mag-park ang mga customers!)

                                  Ad sa isang local newspaper sa Baguio:
                              HOUSE FOR RENT: 2 Bedrooms WITH BEDS

                                  Sign sa isang tindahan along Rizal Ave.:
                               WE BUY GIFT CHECKS AND ALL KINDS

                       Common Qualification sa mga Help Wanted Ads sa mga                      dyaryo natin:
                                        QUALIFICATIONS:
                         COLLEGE DEGREE PREFERRED BUT NOT REQUIRED

                                          Vandalism sa bus:
                             BOY AND MARCY...... THAT'S ARE FRIENDS!

                                         Sign sa Novaliches:
                           "EDUCATION IS NOTHING WITHOUT MEANING"
                                            (ano daw?)

                                    Creative Filipino Business names:
                                  MASTERVISION (video rental shop)
                                  PETAL ATTRACTION (flower shop)
  InterNATIONAL FUNERAL HOMES (kailangan kaya ng  visa dito?)
                               LUNAS SIKMURA (a last-resort restaurant)
                           STD (if it's car parts, hardware, or disease, we're not sure)
     Le Cheng Tea House (Was the owner in a bad mood when it was named?)
                                    DETH'S Eatery (eat and you die!)

                                       Ali Baka ( Shawarma )
                                           Anita Bakery
                                      Beefer 150 ( Meat Shop )
                                Common Cents Store ( Sari-sari Store )
                                Crispy per minute ( Crispy Pata Eatery )
                                   Curl Up And Dye ( Beauty Salon )
                                 Doris Day and Night ( 24 hour eatery )
                                         Elizabeth Tailoring
                                  Farmacia With Love ( A Drugstore )
                                     Felix the Cut ( Barber Shop )
                                         Funeraria Mabuhay
                                          Tree's Company
                                            Goto Haven

                                  Goldirocks ( Gravel & Sand Shop )
                                           Labo Optical
                                         L.B.M. Restaurant
                               Maid To Order ( Maids Placement Agency )
                                   Mane Attraction ( Beauty Parlor )
                                     Meating Place ( Meat Shop )
                                 Memory Drug ( A Mercury Drug Clone )
                                    Nacho Fast ( Nachos To Go )
                                  O'Beer Time ( Bar cum Nightclub )
                                  Passers Buy ( Convenience Store )
                              Perm Foundation ( A Christian Beauty Salon )
                                    Petal Attraction ( Flower Shop )
                                   Saudia Hairlines ( Beauty Salon )
                                   Scissors Palace ( Barber shop )

                            Second Time Around ( Second Hand Watch Store )
                            TapSi TurBi ( Tapa, Sinangag, Turon at Bibingka )
                                    The Way We Wear ( Boutique )
                                    Wash & Carry ( Laundromat )
                              Mercy Buko ( Fresh Coconut Roadside Shop )

                                   Dear Hunter ( Mail Order Brides )
                                      MacDonuts ( Donut Shop )
                                 Mat & Jeep ( Jeep Accessories Shop )
                                   Your Best Vet ( Veterinary Clinic )

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